How to act Israeli.

Are you an American about to engage in a business deal with an Israeli? Need some pointers in acting Israeli so you don't get taken for a ride?

Well, you're screwed, because you are going to be taken for a ride no matter what you do. Oy, such a ride! Gevalt, your bubby would cry if she knew what kind of ride you are going to be taken on. I hope you packed a lunch.

Nevertheless, these guys have put together a few helpful hints, so you may understand some of what the Israeli is saying as you go on that ride... together.