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Showing posts with label Movie Quote Wednesdays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movie Quote Wednesdays. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

But who's on first?

Chuck Cedar: We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.
Murph: Wow! Is that's Deeds's first name?
Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.
Murph: Well, I don't know Deeds's first name, maybe it's Greg.
Cecil Anderson: Maybe it's Longfellow.
Murph: Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?
Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.

Mr Deeds

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

It's important to cover all possibilities.

Marty McFly: That's right, Doc. November 12, 1955.
Doc: Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that, that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.

Back to the Future, Part II

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

It depends on what the meaning of 'rhetorical' is.

Bats: Do you remember how to hot-wire a car?
Brick: Can the Pope dance?
Bats: Can the Pope dance?
Pepper: My Solly couldn't dance, poor thing- he had varicose veins like a Turnpike waitress.

The Crew

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Not a gloss on the Bush Administration at all.

Dusty: Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.

Carmen: And that you have done, now what?

Dusty: Well we really dont have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.


Three Amigos!

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Strom Thurmond has it tatooed on his palm, just in case.

Robin Hood: Are you with me- yea or nay!
Villager: Uhh... which one means yes?
Robin Hood: Yea.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The Gospel According to Sylvester

Mick: Like it says in the Bible, Rock, ya don't get a second chance!

Rocky

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Movie Wednesday

Faisal: They call him the Sand Spider.

Trilby: Really? Why?

Faisal: Probably because it sounds scary.

True Lies

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