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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Fun Facts about Chainik Hocker!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chainik Hocker!

  1. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Chainik Hocker.
  2. Chainik Hockerology is the study of Chainik Hocker.
  3. Chainik Hocker can be seen from space.
  4. Chainik Hocker can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Chainik Hocker is blue!
  6. If you toss Chainik Hocker 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  7. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Chainik Hocker.
  8. Chainik Hocker can last longer without water than a camel can.
  9. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Chainik Hocker.
  10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Chainik Hocker.
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