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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The End is Neigh, Part XVII

The end is neigh, ladies and gentlemen. Break out the sackcloth and ashes, start repenting your sins, cash in any long-term investments. We got hurricanes in Ohio, earthquakes in Illinois, and both the Red Sox and the White Sox have won the World these past 2 years. No Microsoft OS is safe from pimply faced Ukrainian adolescents with too much time on their hands, Pakistan is looking to buy Chinese nuclear reactors, and I have a toothache.

What to do, what to do?

There’s always Dilbert. That Dogbert always makes me laugh.