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Sunday, March 26, 2006

I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it.

I love Haikus.

I recall a haiku I wrote on the occasion on the death- make that the official confirmation of the death- of Yassir Arafat:

A monster whose death
too long delayed. Say ‘hi’ to
Hitler and Stalin

Here’s another one:

Wasting my time on
Blogger dot com. My goodness
I am such a nerd.

How about:

Scalito is on
The Supreme Court now, so move
up North, damn hippy.

The reason I’m thinking of Haiku? I just found this blog. Good reading. I sense a crazy blog-money book deal in the future.