Monday, April 03, 2006

A question for the audience.

Okay, here’s the situation.

I’m in my car.

I drive past a delicatessen called The Polish Deli, with a huge sign incorporating the Polish coat of arms.
One of the lightbulbs illuminating the sign is out.

There is a man on a ladder, holding a lightbulb.

He is blond, blue eyed, and has high cheekbones.

One can only assume he works for or owns The Polish Deli.

There are an additional two men with similar facial features on the ground, standing on either side of the ladder.

To review, then:

I saw a Pollack changing a lightbulb, and using two assistants to help.

I giggled for about ten minutes.

Am I a bigot?

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